it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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