she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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