She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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