Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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