The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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