There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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