eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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