belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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