I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's blow job season.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
