I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We got so high we made milksteak
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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