all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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