I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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