ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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