Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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