My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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