I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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