Sry I called you an 8
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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