He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
There's always time for handjobs
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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