He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Found your dick twin last night
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
