I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
