When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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