I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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