physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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