i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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