week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
pop tarts are not kleenex
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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