perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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