I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
