Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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