I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Someone came in the potted fern
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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