make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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