Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
this will be a night to untag.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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