p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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