i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My life is pants optional.
And then he peed in my hair
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