She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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