The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
