I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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