I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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