Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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