these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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