i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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