Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
