I want to have your abortion
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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