I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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