are you still at the devil's house?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
did i walk over a car last night?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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