Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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