no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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