Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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