how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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