if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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