Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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