She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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