Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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