First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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